mother mirthing

When a woman laughs so hard her embryos get fertilized by the funny

Through the process of mother mirthing Jessica has become pregnant

by CupOfSlimJims March 26, 2024

My Mother Ate Fries

It is a meme originating from TikTok where a character eats fries

"My mother ate fries!"

by ten8mystery September 2, 2025

Your Mother

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"

Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!

by warboi45 October 18, 2021

free-mothering

The act of spawning or giving birth to something that only serves the best interests of themselves, or someone they are aligned with, regardless the moral correctness of their acts. Supporting known liars or endorsing immoral behavior is an act of "free-mothering."

Sarah Sanders is a free-mothering voice for all of the immoral acts of the current President.

by Li Li Marleaux January 5, 2019

Mother F-er

This is used by BETA MALES, only ALPHA MALES like nicholas cage can say the "F-Bomb" my mom wont let me swear so forgive my anagrams for the "F-Word"

Nick was angry his dad molested him so he called him a "Mother F-er"

by Ski Yoghert November 28, 2022

Nick Mother-Fucking Anthony

He’s that Guy! The one that every guy wants to be, and that every female wants to be with! He is so, so extremely sexy! And His swag is next level! He is the man of my dreams, and the love of my life! My forever and always!!!! I am completely head over heels in love with him!!!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, no it’s Nick Mother-Fucking Anthony! Watch out World!

by HotIceColdTears January 7, 2024

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025