A cock that is very crooked, caused from a traumatic experience involving a girl jumping on his cock drunk from the end of the bed. After that, no girl wanted his cock. It looked like a lightning bolt.
by Master Dook December 4, 2021

Someone who’s always there for you, in any way. Your best friend and someone who’s careless and will help you with anything. He is sexy asf and will help you out rub one out. Best bro to the end
by pseudonymous6666 April 17, 2021

HE is the ANdrew
by jsuseq November 5, 2019

andrew is usually very short, and plays some type of rhythm games. They also have a crippling addiction to coffee and definitely doesn’t sleep. They can somehow cook without dying and wear black framed glasses. Can animate and draw very well, but only on digital. They also are madly in love and simp for a girl named anne, who is a kind furry. They also have a crush on the seductive bunny on looney tunes.
by totallynotyourstepsister November 14, 2020

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by Transformer Jedi November 23, 2021
