When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.
Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"
by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

Traditionally, a Mud Duck, as colloquially known to the White community, is a white female who dates african american men. In hunting, a mud duck is a species of duck who are known to congregate in ponds and eat bugs from the muck, often grey or black in color; distinct from the grander Mallard or Wood duck species, Mud Ducks are usually easy to find and their meat is of subpar quality.
by 🐺 December 31, 2024

Going to a wet baseball diamond and pushing eachother until one person is left standing. They are crowned as the World Champion Mud Brawler.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

by poopNow July 11, 2016

An unlawful action in which one person spreads their lower cheeks after not wiping, simulating a mud puddle between them.
by rotthemelt May 16, 2023

The direct comparison to Snow Bunny, but for fly white guys who like black women! Some call them race traitors, others call them wiggas. Are you a wigga?
by Lilxanhasmyheart June 24, 2024

A WOMAN WHO GOES TO ATV PARKS WITH HER OWN MUD MACHINE. SHE ALSO FINDS ALL THE MUDHOLES AND GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM GIVING THEMSELVES, THEIR MACHINE AND ANYONE IN THE NEAR VICINITY A MUD BATH. SHE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A MUD CRICKET.
by THE OFFICIAL MUD MONSTER March 1, 2025
