how to kill myself

you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck

"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"

by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024

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To Kill a Mockingbird

When a penis, dildo or sexual toy gets stuck in someone else's vagina or anus.

"Baby, why did you do to kill a mockingbird? Please get it out!"

by Jplacerdasilva1 March 7, 2023

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The great kill yourself incident of 2019

In the year of 2019 also known as the second year of the pre Ethan era (pee for short) the gang were playing some pubg. They threw sand clod at each other and Scott and Devin got into a fight about if an sand clod hit him or not. After two minutes define faggot ass left so zach, being a great person sent Devin a picture of a sand clod and a baby crying. Then Devin showing his great respect for life replied "you should seriously consider killing yourself." He then got back in the call 10 minutes later because he has no shame. Shout out to Devin and Zach to losing to opens btw.

The great kill yourself incident of 2019 really messed with me, it was so deep.

by Ibryoboi August 20, 2022

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Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

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