The Texas torture, is when you hold someone down on the ground/floor and restrain their arms/hands so you can poke them repeatedly in their sternum, with the middle knuckle on your middle finger.
Person: My brother and I were rough housing yesterday, and he held me down and gave me the Texas torture for almost half an hour! My chest is still sore!
by Kamalot420 July 14, 2017
When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.
Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill
by TerribleComedy November 02, 2021
by Birtreynolds12 October 11, 2020
geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State
by SWT Alumni '89 June 03, 2017
by Jizz Book March 07, 2019
When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.
The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.
by Huckleberry75025 March 16, 2018
Small ass hick town in the middle of bum fuck nowhere population about 800 no one knows for sure cause the census workers get scared off by the KKK members. Also the main reason for thete being no african americans in the population.
by Millsmechanics December 25, 2016