Soup

Water that as dinner food flavor. You get 0 Nutrition out of it. Taste like shit.

Person A "What is this? Taste like piss that has spices in it"

Person B "Thats soup."

by Toadacid July 18, 2022

Hot ass soup

When you hear some really good gossip

Omg, Jane. I just heard some hot ass soup!

by Medrank October 3, 2020

hairy soup bowl

When a handful of pubes is sprinkled into some soup and then drank without a spoon

"I got hungry the other day, so Chad hooked me up with a nice hairy soup bowl. Tasted like heaven in my mouth."

by YungIcka3545 April 17, 2020

Soup

Noun

First definition:
A word used to describe someone who refers to someone who is horny but only for people who are "legal" or aged 18 and above.

Second definition:
A character archetype in a doujin who makes it impossible for the main character to make advances towards them. They're too "bro material" for the main character. A true unironic example of bro, no homo.

1st definition:
Roy was such a soup. He immediately gagged as soon as he realized he spouted such explicit nonsense in front of someone who was still quite young.

2nd definition:
Jenkins was a true example of what a Soup is. He didn't see his friend in the same light as the latter saw him.

by momomoniker September 15, 2020

Ocean Soup

Literally just the ocean. The ocean is technically a soup. While soup is typically boiled, it is not a requirement to fit the definition of soup. The ocean is salted water with fish and veggies. Big fish soup.

"Is the ocean a soup?"
"Yes. Ocean soup."

by ZeRoyalChat February 6, 2023

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023

Scrabble and soup

A chaste alternative to Netflix and chill.

I know we just met, so how about we get together for Scrabble and Soup.

by Unkie Mark September 20, 2018