lumberjack slap

you initiate a "Donkey Punch", you realize she hasn't gone down for the count, so you immediately break out your trusty chainsaw, cut down the nearest, beefiest, piece of American lumber you can get your naughty mitts on, put on your favorite flannel shirt, get back on your saddle, tell your lady friend you're sorry, and right when she's about to climax, you ring her melon with your new found buddy, toss it over your shoulder and step on her back in victory.

Ahhh yes im gonna tap your ass till it.... ooooh yes yes !!! taste my lumber bitch. POW!

by Ryan Bailey May 13, 2005

Jap Slap

When a person is slapped twice across the face, and the repercussions are equivalent to that of two atomic bombs- Hiroshima and Nagasaki style!

I was sitting here minding my own business, and I heard the kids making noise, so I jap slapped my BITCH ASS wife across the room.

by Da Home Skillet December 14, 2010

pimp slap

to hit the face with the open palm side of the hand. Usally hand coated with baby powder.

Bitch I will pimp slap the shit outta, man god damnit give me my baby powder!

by jigga.fromcali. May 18, 2003

jack slap

When you hit a guy in the private area with great force.

*guy gets a jack slap and falls on the floor in great pain*

by sabrina!! January 30, 2014

Turkey Slap

When your dad calls you for dinner and he slaps you across the face with his knob.

When rene calls reece for dinner, it's not time for dinner it's time for a turkey slap

by Postill April 16, 2015

Monkey Slap

While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.

The name is derived from a monkey's foot.

How'd you slap my ass? Both of your hands are on my waist.

Monkey slap, baby, monkey slap.

by Ninja Monkey Boy February 20, 2009

Gib-Slap

To slap someone on the back of the head like Gibbs from NCIS.

She Gib-slapped her husband for being stupid.

by mandythewombat February 2, 2015