Flu Rape

The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.
Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."

Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."

Chris: "That sounds rapey."

Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."
by The Schwerper December 22, 2017
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mind rape

A mind rape is putting someone else in a mental state where they are uncomfortable, insecure, and helpless.
Boy 1: dude ur a bitch
Boy 2: well ill mind rape u
Boy 1: thats not even possible
Boy 2: well then ur stuck in an inescapable box so what-ch gina do bitch
Boy 1: IM not in a box
Boy 2: ur stuck in a box
Boy 1: no I'm not
Boy 2: ur stuck in a box
Boy 1: no I'm not
Boy 2: ur stuck in a box....
by Nickabooch May 24, 2017
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Mind Rape

Ones thoughts when one is sensible enough to not rape people but horny enough to get of to the thought of doing it to a hot individual.
"Damn, just the thought of those shortsmade me mind rape her"
by SweetDaddyJ December 31, 2015
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snail rape

When thy human rapes a snail found outside
Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”

Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent
by Snailraper6969 April 12, 2021
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Prayer Rape

When someone prays over you without consent or ignoring your objection.
Religious person: Can i pray for you?
Me: No thank you.

Religious person : *puts hands over me and starts to pray.
Me: Dude, you just prayer raped me!
by Brey666 January 04, 2020
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explain-rape

When a dumbass with no sense of humor explains the funny right out of a perfectly good joke.
Guy#1: Did you know that Mike Tyson is to appear in the next Batman movie?

Guy#2: Wow, no I didn't.
Guy#1: He's the Nibbler!

Guy#3: That is a reference to Mike biting peoples ear.
Guy#1: Thanks for the explain-rape, guy#3.
by Gjungle October 17, 2012
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Song Rape

To have a song forced into one's head. Unwillingly repeating the song for days, unable to shake the memory of the moment that the song entered you.
I just got song raped by that little girl. Now I can't stop singing "I'm so fancy...". I hate that song. I want it out of me!

Please don't be mad at me. I didn't realize I was song raping you. I thought you liked "Friends in Low places". I'm sorry you can't stop singing it.
by Lord Curfington August 24, 2014
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