Loaded baked potatoe

Receiving a blow job with a firm duece in your whitie tighties.
by Hooyahdeepsea September 24, 2008
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Irish Potato Famine

A strong, alcoholic drink served primarily at Irish pubs and taverns. In a tall shot glass, a mixture of 2 parts Jameson whiskey is mixed with 1 part Chopin- a potato vodka. If served properly, it makes the bar patron vomit, grow week with hunger, and it will infect their daughter with cholera.
"Hey bartender, what are the drink specials?"

"Ní foclóir cuimsitheach acadúil atá ann ach a mhalairt Irish Potato Famine"

"...uh... I'll take an Irish Potato Famine?...OH NO! SUSIE!"
by Jeff and Andrew May 09, 2007
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whatever bakes your potato

whatever makes you happy/feel better/or something of the like; usually said in an, "alrighty then, whatever you say..." tone
also a synonym for whatever floats your boat
originally coined by Gibby on iCarly
My unrealistic and innocent friend: OMG, me and Kevin got back to gether again!
Me: (me thinking: oh ya, cheater-Kevin, ugh) Whatever bakes your potato...
My still unrealistic and innocent friend: Teeheeheehee!!
by The Panda Princess June 16, 2012
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Who made the potato salad?

Mention this to start an argument at a social gathering or family event. This statement questions the culinary competence of the potato salad creator. An ill advised move.
While at the family get together Nigel shouted: “Who made the potato salad?” He was immediately smacked down by Shameka who found no humor in his inquiry.
by NappyHappy December 17, 2017
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useless sack of potatoes

A useless sack of potatoes is very useless like me,they are to smart and not cool
Girl 1:omg look at that useless sack of potatoes!
Girl 2: she is so fucking gugly
by #uselesssackofpotatoes April 07, 2018
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Stance potato racing

A horde of insufferable spuds who thirst over 4/10s whilst their overlords sit back and laugh
I left stance potato racing because they don't like my carrot boyfriend
by Not an admin February 06, 2017
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Your local Potato

Your local Potato is a imposter,vote her off
by Your local potato October 14, 2020
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