Half ass feelings

You only giving the person half of your heart.

I don’t want your half ass feelings🥱

by Cold hearted ladybug October 8, 2021

half wonka

Giving oral sex to someone while they eat chocolate.

I was quietly eating my brownie ice cream sundae when my boyfriend ducked under the covers and went half wonka on me.

by Enoch Root December 7, 2017

Get on the back half of that motherfucker

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.

"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.

by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023

half-o-laugh

A belly laugh that finally realizes that the joke used in the making of this definition wasn’t actually that funny so the laugh decides to jump off a Cliff

Marty started his skit out tonight on a blazing path, but was soon blind sided by the, infamous, Half-o-laugh.

by Nlytnd1 February 20, 2021

half-uncle-in-law

1- Half-pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-uncle.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-great-great-grandaunt

Great-great-grandparent's half-sister.

My half-great-great-grandaunt is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

half-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's parent's half-brother.
2. The half-sister of one's parent-in-law.

My half-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019