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blew an o ring

What you call your anus opening just after having explosive gas and/or diarrhea and your anus is sore
(After you just came out of the can after a big shit)
Man, i just blew an o ring on the shitter.
by R. J August 24, 2006
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piece o' crap

1. One small turd.

2. An adjective describing a wide array of objects including Microsoft computers, Zune media players, and American automobiles.
Person 1: This Ford FI-50 is really a piece o' crap.

Person 2: True that. A bit just snapped off in my hand.
by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009
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Slam-O-Gram

One of those awesome grannies that gives you a shitload of cash everytime she visits. They were major ravers back in their day and they tell you all about it. They also let you get away with fucking everything!!
" My granny is a Slam-O-Gram she just gave me a fifty"

"Check the Slam-O-Gran playing the mean base"

"That's one wicked Slam-O-Gram, i hear she gives wicked pressies bitch!"
by The BGK King March 9, 2009
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Park-o Polo

The act of walking through the parking lot clicking the alarm button on the remote so you can find your car.
"Man, where the heck did I park? Time to play Park-o Polo."
"Park-o!" <click click>
Honk! Honk!
"Polo!"
by jsaun July 24, 2008
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cup o nails

a container full of roofing nails, generously distributed on some bastards driveway who has wronged you somehow in the art od road etiquette.
"that fucker cut me off so I follwed him and found where he lives. This morning, I filled my empty coffee cup with a handfull of 1 1/4" roofin nails and flung it in his drive.Hope he enjoys a hot, cup o nails!
by kit-n-kaboodle August 31, 2006
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O-M-SQUEE

Exclamation for when "OMG" is just not enough to express the surprise of the the moment.
Person 1: I just found a wall charger that works with my iPad!

Person 2: O-M-SQUEE!!!
by pseudostar432 January 23, 2011
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Crouton o' Christ

The wafer or cracker used in the Christian communion.
We had Crouton o' Christ and grape juice today in church
by Teemer November 15, 2004
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