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Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"
Scholar: " It´s his first name."
Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"
Scholar: "That would be his first name."
Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."
Scholar: "I think you got it."
Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"
Jacob - Walks out *confused*
Scholar: " It´s his first name."
Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"
Scholar: "That would be his first name."
Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."
Scholar: "I think you got it."
Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"
Jacob - Walks out *confused*
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