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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
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Mud rainbow

A sexual practice involving a combination of felching and oral sex whilst a woman is menstruating.
"Wow, I went the whole way the other night with that girl from accounts - decided I wanted to smell the metal, and ended up with a mud rainbow"
by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011
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German mud wizard

You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face
by Luciepoo February 26, 2023
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Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.
Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.
by Pookie bear March 10, 2023
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Mud Butt

Ooo I have mud butt from that one
by Bulldog Diesel March 13, 2023
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Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time
My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask
by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023
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in the mud

you say that when someone fails in the game trackmania
fuck i fail.
you are in the mud
by inthemud January 16, 2023
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