Lick my dry orange

Joe

Lick my dry orange nerd.

by Joema October 29, 2019

Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Lick

loser or lame

Wow, you're such a lick.

by dnshdjwolskffo April 9, 2016

Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Lick a cat

Lick a cat just lick or you are most likely toilet

(Bob) lick a cat (Jim) no (bob) you a toilet

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022

lick

A spanking

You got 66% on your math test. That is 4% below passing, so that means 4 licks with the belt.

by nilethe146 December 3, 2017

devious lick

The act of stealing any school materials or vandalizing the property

Yo man yesterday I did a devious lick at school

by Willham_123 September 13, 2021