Jew Diving

The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses

Hey look at that man! He's Jew diving.

by blackjew1423 March 17, 2020

Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.

Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Jew Jitsu

The martial art for kykes. It's jujitsu for jews.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Jew Jitsu!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

pink jew

a jew who has very pink skin

damn, this dude is a pink jew

by whoisthepinkjew May 27, 2023

jew tossed

Being hit in hockey resulting in your ass ten feet away from the person who hit you.

Wow, that kid really got jew tossed by the Division 1 prospect.

by werewolf1 January 19, 2009

jew to loser

To start bullying a woman even though you were innocent at first

Man, that big guy went from jew to loser.

by Thegamerblocky June 7, 2023

Jew duster

The act of sweeping away a burnt Jews ashes

Person 1: we’re done in the chambers.
Person 2: do you need the Jew duster?

by Bidhdphdyod July 17, 2022