James Bond

Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.

Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?

Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?

Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.

by rswamy February 8, 2022

James Pitts

James Pitts, a pure sweetheart, gentlemen and a deep thinker. He’s good at complimenting and making you feel special. Is a good clicker with a decent size dick. He’s an adventurous man with lots of energy, he’ll also protect no matter what. He’s also a pure savage with all the right intentions, and smells of wood and pepper. Also with tendency of doing weed. Also very strong, with rock hard abs.

“Damn I need a James Pitts to keep me happy”.

by The Desire August 9, 2021

Dirty James

Hitting on a woman by shoving your cock in their face

Person 1: I was at the pub while a man pulled a Dirty James.
Person 2: Nice

by British-Guy November 23, 2021

James rogers

The art of sucking off a donkey then making its ejaculation into mushroom soup.

Dave: “ Oh I just gave it a good James Rogers”
Bartholemyu: “nice, can I have the soup?”

by Okokoo November 25, 2021

James Dean

A knife, Or Any Random Object.

"Suck My James Dean" Or "Blood On My James Dean"

by J serrata November 15, 2009

mickie james

Mickie James is a Wrestler at Raw who follows Trish like shes her shadow she bothers her nags her and pesterizes her. Mickie does all kind of pesterizing stuff like kissing trish under the missletoe and that bathroom gig. If she don't back off sumthins gonna happen to her.

Mickie James- Pesterizing

by wwewatcher July 16, 2008

scott james

Ever seen what a shooting star looks like in person? Neither do I, but Scott (Robert) James is truly " One of a Kind" (iykyk). Scott Is an Artist, who makes a lot of folk/alternative, and electronic music. He started making music in the early 2010s, and maybe even earlier, but his big break did not come until 2016, when he released a song called "Ropes". With an amazing instrumental complimented by his angelic-like voice, his song caught the attention of XXXTENTACION, an artist who was widely popular at the time, and he decided to sample the song to make it his own. He is an amazing artist with a psychedelic-like voice, and most of the time, has an amazing instrumental to back his voice. Whatever song it can be, will put you into tears in a second.

"Hey man, I can't believe my crush don't like me."
"Don't worry man, you are a Scott James."

by Turcel March 25, 2021