JT is the best friend anyone could ask for. She's funny, smart, beautiful, and she could light up a room with a smile. She is always there for her friends even when she's going through things. She's scary when she's mad, but she won't hit/hurt you unless she has a good reason. She may be short but she has an attitude from hell. You won't ever be lonely with her around, she's always wanting to walk/ride around town. She is the most amazing thing that could happen to your life. She may not know it but I love her with my whole heart. - Grey 🍄💗
by Luvv.Grey July 04, 2022
by Cpj May 29, 2024
Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Has very large penis always is down to get high and have sex, everybody needs a Jordan Valle in there life.
by Jacob half October 23, 2015
by sxwedcrfvtgbynhujminuhybgtvfrc June 12, 2017
Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence
Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.
Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.
Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
by Jsjsbdhxjdbd February 14, 2017
Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
by Banana ABBA March 12, 2020