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jordan

he's a boy who use to like Aya so much but not anymore but Aya was a very very cute and nice girl to him she was crying all night for Jordan is a handsome man but only with Aya if he was with other girls he would look like trash
Jordan is only cute and handsome with AYA
by kerime June 16, 2021
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Jordan

Oh, by the way, you don't call him daddy do you? Please... Please tell me that you don't. It would be funny if you did. Borderline hilarious. But, it would make me sad...

Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Cus it's definitely a loss for the fiance... I mean, she's got 4 kids. One of which is disabled. He has probably bought them school clothes at some point by now. Does he not have a right to know? Should I tell them? Let's go to the boyfriends. Tell them: Your dick is small so you're social worker girlfriends (who are (second only to nurses) statistically more likely to cheat) are fucking one of the retards at the programs. Hey, remember the day she told you 'No, actually I have to go to this other house for a training shift'? That was the exact day she fucked him. Got her little pussy stretched. By a retard. Only one of them consented to it. Can you guess who? Give you a hint. The retard is legally incompetent and, therefore, couldn't have consented. Still don't know? It was YOUR WIFE! YOUR WIFE FUCKED A RETARD BEHIND YOUR BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Ho! That. is. rich. Damn... Alright... I'm going to bed. Tell Jordan I said 'Hi'... And not the one you're thinking of but the other one."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
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Jordan

He is a Somalian pirate at sea

That’s all I have to say
Jordan Hijacks ships on sea
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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jordan costick

jordan costick is a jew
by mnbvcxzzxcvbnm December 10, 2019
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Jordan

He is a guy with the biggest penis in the entire world. And he loves cool stuff like wii sports
Jordan big penis man
by GemCL February 14, 2021
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Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen

A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.
Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!

Friend#2: That's not even possible.

Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?

Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.
by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.
Did you see the size of his anaconda? Every jordan has an anaconda.
by laurasnakecharmer February 19, 2024
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