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Lego Ring

The lead single to Faye Webster's new album idfkoc abt the name cuz holky gyatt this song SUCKS
I want a lego ring... i want it hurt my finger~
by GmodMagician March 9, 2024
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Lego Ring

The actual worst song oat
why did Faye Webster and Lil Yachty make this SHIT
"Have you heard Faye Webster's new single Lego Ring??"
"No..."
*plays it*
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by GmodMagician March 16, 2024
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Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."
by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024
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Chattanooga Chili Ring

When you stuff a big pinch of Copenhagen long cut up a fat girls fart box, then fish it out with your tongue.
"Man, I gave Bill's cousin Samantha a Chattanooga chili ring last night and I've been pickin' corn outta my teeth ever since!"
by TNstockboy92 September 25, 2025
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Septum Ring Theory

The actual origin of the Septum Ring Theory stems from the belief that when someone experiences trauma — especially something that made them feel powerless, violated, or unseen — they often search for ways to reclaim agency over their body or narrative.

The septum piercing is particularly striking because:
• It’s central on the face — hard to miss.
• It’s reversible (can be hidden or removed), offering flexibility.
• It has cultural associations with rebellion, nonconformity, and strength.

So, wearing one can become a kind of armor or badge — a visible reminder: “I’ve survived something, and I’m not the same.” It turns internal pain into an external identity marker that others can see, but only the wearer truly understands the meaning behind.

In current use, The Septum Piercing Theory denotes unnecessary aggression on social media stemming from someone who has made their trauma a part of their identity.
The Septum Ring Theory never fails. Look at this unhinged cow rant about the way her ex left her. I can see why now.
by Meluckycharms2 October 9, 2025
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The Eskimo Ring

The act of stripping a female, covering her in hot sauce and seal fat and then entering a ring pop into their exposed rectum until they cum.
Darek: Dude! I saw my girl doing The Eskimo Ring with Charlie last night!
Jason: Oh shit, that's not good. You should get back at her by doing a Washington Eradicator with Ethel down by the old library.
by Slimmy Pimmy October 26, 2025
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Ampheta-ring

To blow 5 or more crystal meth smoke rings consecutively like a chooooo chooooooo
Check out my new trick kids, (hits meth pipe)

"It's called the ampheta-ring"
by JerryConQueefador November 7, 2025
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