Newton's 4th Law

Newton's 4th law states that the uglier you are, the less hoes you pull. It does not have anything to do about gravity, or force. It is simply the fact that the less attractive one is, the less hoes they pull

Man, Newton's 4th Law has been acting upon Jimmy latley. It must have to do with his new haircut.

by BusterBalls4469 March 9, 2022

co-grandniece-in-law

The granddaughter-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

best friend law

If this law is called between two people that have agreed they are best friends then the person that calls the law is in a family related, relationship related, love related, school-related, or social related situation. After this law has been called the the opposite person of the one that called the law must help the caller until he/she says the name "Tim McGraw".

I called the best friend law whenever I broke up with my girlfriend.

by George strait and Jones May 31, 2019

Murphy's Intersection Law

When there's a four-way stop sign intersection a quarter mile ahead of you with no cars in it, that suddenly has cars converging from all sides at the same as you, making it impossible to discern who's supposed to go, and making a hazardous situation.

I had a bad case of Murphy's Intersection Law driving home. No one knew who was supposed to go, and we all crashed into each other.

by Tbonerstalloner August 30, 2017

First Law of Holes

"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.

Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

half-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-brother or half-sister's husband.

My half-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone is not considered as cheating

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz September 30, 2021