Pippy Drunk

When you post on social media that your BIG drunk, only to comment on your own post moments later (not knowing it's your own post) and say "Me too Girl, Me too"!

Social media post : I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW YA'LL"
(30 minutes later) Replies to own post without knowing it's your own post: "@****** ME TOO GIRL..ME TOO'!

Your Pippy Drunk!

by Spunkinator November 21, 2019

Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019

Moon drunk

When a person acts silly, odd, out of character or drunk like around the time of a full moon
Can have adverse affects on people or animals
Lunacy is tied to the full moon that why they are call Luna-tics.

“Chris was awfully giggly before bed, he must be moon drunk”.

“The moon was full yesterday and Tommy is acting strange; I wonder if he’s moon drunk?”

“The horse is much more skittish today than normal.” “Yeah the full moon is tonight.” “Oh he must be moon drunk.”

“You are acting like a crazy person!”
“Tonight’s a full moon I’m moon drunk!”

by Shasake December 13, 2019

Drunk

Drinking moonlight

Drunk as heck

by Dumbviper April 22, 2019

dumb ass drunk

A drunk that is stupid as fuck and can’t talk at all

Oi mate you are a dumb ass drunk

by Best cunt in the world May 6, 2019

Drunk

I AM SOOOOOOOOO DRUNKKKKK, IIIIII SLATTTHERED MYSLEF WITHHHH BLOOOOOOOOOOODY BOOBS.

I AM SO DRUNK THAT I GOT IN A CAR CRASHHHH.

by IIIIIII AMMMMM DRUNKKKKKY DUDE June 1, 2019

Garage Drunk

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.

We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.

by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019