Drunk Crasher

People who drink and drive. but instead of getting to point a to point b. instead wrap their car around a tree on the freeway. they give drunk drivers a bad reputation and are the real villains

" Hand me my Keys "

" but your drunk "

" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "

" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "

by apersonwhousesthephrasebroalot February 27, 2023

angy little sussy drunk man

The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.

They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.

"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."

"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"

by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021

afro drunk

So drunk that one’s hair forms an Afro style due to the chaos of the night outs events

Mate every night out in Ayai Napa I was so Afro drunk

by Doggy7286 November 16, 2023

Fyn-Drunk

To be fyn-drunk is when a person thinks he/she gets drunk after two beers but clearly hasn't been at a party in the surburbs.

1) "Gosh, I was sooooo drunk last night. My friends had to put me to bed at 8 p. m.."

"Was he/she drunk? I didn't notice"

2) "Was Jeppe drunk at the party last night?"

"No.. Or he was fyn-drunk you know.."

by Crille November 7, 2013

drunk as a mullen

To get extremely drunk and act offensively.

I'm going out to get as drunk as a mullen tonight.

by boomtown2000 June 27, 2021

Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

by GayCloud June 17, 2018

tip drunk

When any employee of an establishment acts like a drunk asshole to everyone else because a group or person is tipping them a lot of money to do things that are against policy.

"That waitress is ignoring us and only paying attention to that customer, she must be tip drunk"

by djlonestarr June 17, 2014