Pippy Drunk

When you post on social media that your BIG drunk, only to comment on your own post moments later (not knowing it's your own post) and say "Me too Girl, Me too"!

Social media post : I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW YA'LL"
(30 minutes later) Replies to own post without knowing it's your own post: "@****** ME TOO GIRL..ME TOO'!

Your Pippy Drunk!

by Spunkinator November 21, 2019

Garage Drunk

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.

We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.

by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019

RIV DRUNK

That point where a person has lost all function of ones self, not to be confused with just being "drunk". Riv drunk is past the point of drunkenness where passing out is inevitable however, a person is primed to go missing from friends in this state of consciousness.

"Did you see Jim last night!? He was totally RIV DRUNK!"

by 98Dynasty April 11, 2019

kombucha drunk

Dizziness that occurs as a result of excessive and/or rapid kombucha consumption

Dude, I got so kombucha drunk on the weekend.

by izeze April 16, 2019

Drunk

Drinking moonlight

Drunk as heck

by Dumbviper April 22, 2019

dumb ass drunk

A drunk that is stupid as fuck and can’t talk at all

Oi mate you are a dumb ass drunk

by Best cunt in the world May 6, 2019

Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019