im going to kill that douchefairy who told the school cops that i had a knife and a picture of an enemy... bastard
by Big Robert December 8, 2004
Get the Douche fairymug. An expression used to give kudos to a person or persons on the exceptional job they have done being a douche. Has more meaning to it when said in an australian accent.
John: I appreciate you buying me dinner.
Mike: Well I figured i would help you out considering you can't even buy yourself decent clothes or shampoo, let alone food.
John: Nicely douched, Mike.
Mike: Well I figured i would help you out considering you can't even buy yourself decent clothes or shampoo, let alone food.
John: Nicely douched, Mike.
by MSJDHBVMDKDJD September 15, 2007
Get the nicely douchedmug. by ilikedyou October 25, 2011
Get the Douche Picklemug. (n) The hooch douche is a home-made douching kit created by and for any slut of a woman. The hooch douche is most frequently created and used by rig bitches after the rig-pigs have pulled their wagon train through. In order to be an official hooch douche, the kit must contain at least 3 heavy duty cleaning agents such as vinegar, spray-nine, varsol, gasoline, bleach etc. to kill off any and all fungi, bacteria and warts. The Hooch Douche is often used in conjuction with the slut rag and can be used in both vaginal and anal orifices.
by KateAk44 May 25, 2007
Get the Hooch Douchemug. A person, male or female, who cheats at videogames, and then deny's it. Cheating counts as screen-peeking, killing while another is in the bathroom, or quitting the game because their death is eminent.
BJ, stop screen peeking you mesta douche!
Stop team killing you mesta douche.
BJ, you such a mesta douche! You killed me when I was in the bathroom!
Stop team killing you mesta douche.
BJ, you such a mesta douche! You killed me when I was in the bathroom!
by Jeremy Moore June 24, 2008
Get the Mesta Douchemug. They are the ultimate bastard. The super hybrid of a Douche Bag and a tool. They go above and beyond the regular terms of tool and Douche.
by gaaaaabbbbbz is cool September 5, 2009
Get the Douche-toolmug. A competition amongst douche bags to determine who is the biggest douche. Typically performed by those who would give others a rash of douche bump.
Here comes Billy and Daniel for the annual douche-off. I wonder who will win it this year. Will Billy retain his title as douche-off champion?
by Bling (the Original Dosta crusher) December 29, 2008
Get the douche-offmug.