Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events

Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny

by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Schrödinger’s Christian

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.

Jordan Peterson is a Schrödinger’s Christian

by SpinX22 June 1, 2025

Christiane

Christiane is the best person you will ever meet. She will always help you whatever it is.
Christianes are well known for their hospitality and amazing cooking and baking skills.
If you have a Christiane in your life, you are more than lucky.

I am the most lucky girl because my mom is a Christiane.
Thank you Christiane you are amazing!

by Mfae November 23, 2021

Christian

He’s super adorable,spontaneous,and Angelinas manzzzzzz ❤️💯

Christian is angelinas manzzzzzz!!!!!!

by StealUrmanzzz October 29, 2018

Christian Lecuona

There is nothing much to say about him he is your daddy and he just wants to fuck all day and night. But he does lag a lot when you text him or he will be a bitch and just leave you on seen, BUT HE IS YOUR DADDY AND HE WILL FUCK YOU TILL HIS DICK BREAKS OFF SO BE CAREFUL, christian Lecuona is one smexy mf BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY"HARDER DADDY" YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY "NOT SO HARD DADDY I CANT TAKE IT"

Person :FUCK ME DADDYYYYY

OOOOOO YEAHHHH

THATS THE SPOT

MORE DADDY MORE

AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE

OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY

Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*

by FUCK ME TILL YOUR DICK BREAKS October 21, 2020

Christian

Christian is one sweet loving dude. You can talk to him about anything. He’ll always hear you out. He knows how to treat he’s women. Just don’t get on his bad side because you won’t see his good side anymore.sorry:)

I miss you Christian- ashley lol

by She/ her November 23, 2021