Mike is a boss man. He has a huge sense of assertiveness. He’s kind responsible respectful and always looking out for others and putting people first. He might look as if he would hurt you but until you approach him and talk to him you’ll continue to assume he’s a jerk. If you give him a dime he’ll give you a dozen back. He’s self raised and has an extremely high sense of free will and self determination and discipline. He’s extremely intelligent and Independent doesn’t like to be bossed around or belittled. He rivals low expectations for himself and is always trying to make a difference in people’s understanding of social situations and humanity as a whole. He’s extremely wholesome whole hearted and if he does something for you don’t make him regret it. Don’t fuck with him either. He has a dark past and a beast that lives inside of him always ready to pounce on the devil. He has a dark ego not a bright one. If he’s showing his ego odds are he doesn’t like you. If he shows you love. It’s simple he loves you like family and nothing less
by The New York hillbilly May 17, 2023
Get the Mikemug. by moosesoup September 14, 2021
Get the mike caltamug. by stock user November 9, 2021
Get the Mike Tysonmug. The act of being shocked, or electrocuted via lightning. In reference to Mike Pence's previous belief that homosexuality could be 'cured' through Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT). This can be used in any manner regarding someone or something being shocked.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got fucking Mike Pence'd"
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."
by proton_800 November 9, 2021
Get the Mike Pence'dmug. Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.
Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy
by Jameschargles April 27, 2020
Get the Mike Bryantmug. The act of asking someone for advice, but then telling that same person how their advice is wrong. Past tense “Miked”
by Kayninetooate November 27, 2023
Get the Mikingmug. Verb
The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023
Get the Big Mikemug.