Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank

I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!

by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020

asshole

An idiotic son of a bitch who won't shut the fuck up!

Example:

My teacher
Fuckboys
People in general

N: Look there is Magnus, my teacher. He's such an asshole.

T: I agree 100%

by N.Ss May 21, 2018

Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.

Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024

Asshole Domingo

A complete asshole that always breaks gear he works on.

Man, that Technician is a asshole domingo

by Wrench2020 May 6, 2020

Asshole

Other word for donkey, or something you can call someone being annoying.

Ugh! You're such an asshole!!!!!!! Stop being annoying!!

by sweet.sweet.vivian February 9, 2022

Asshole terms

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.

Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

asshole

Andrew, Forby, Damian, Fyn, Ethan and to finish off Eddy. To start off with these people are horrible people and they are just flat out toxic.

Adam treats Andrew like an asshole every day.

by Eli00 September 2, 2018