Buddy's bitches

A cult name for Buddy Valastro's (also known as cake boss) followers.

-"Hey what's up with that group?"
- "Oh, they're Buddy's bitches."

by hi and hello March 1, 2021

I always share with my buddy

Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.

by QuacksO August 7, 2021

Buddy Socks

also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.

Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.

by expo nation March 4, 2024

Fuddy Buddy

Your buddy who you can eat around shamelessly because you're both fat.

You need to get yourself a fuddy buddy so you can stop eating 16 servings of orange chicken and fried rice every Friday night alone.

by cockblockingmyself December 14, 2022

Fuck Buddy

When you’re best friends but have sex all the time.

If you wanna know what it’s like to be a fuck buddy ask Hannah and Dylan.

by Dopest nigga around July 3, 2019

Buddy suckled

The allowance of ones wife to suck the toe or finger of a close friend

My wife and i went to dinner and my wife buddy suckled my brother in law

by FGCinHB December 2, 2017

Sperm Buddies

2 guys who finish at the same time inside a woman and get her pregnant.

“Did we just become sperm buddies?”

“Yup!”

by Crumble Man August 20, 2019