Sugar Spelunking

When a Boomer visits a Millennial and the Millennial offers the Boomer coffee, and the Boomer asks for sugar. The Millennial will then be forced to hunt down the sugar in their pantry, a calcified half pound bag inside a baggie inside a Tupperware container stuffed somewhere in the back on the bottom shelf behind the disaster supplies.

This also applies when a Boomer visits you and you try to serve them a bowl of cereal, strawberries, tea, iced tea or grapefruit.

Honey, Bob asked for coffee: I'm going Sugar Spelunking.

by OffHisMeds July 22, 2020

Sugar Grandaddy

When you get a sugar daddy over 80, he's not a sugar daddy but a sugar grandaddy

Guy: "I've been getting so many Sugar mommy DMs recently it's crazy"
Girl: "I was at A basketball game last Friday and I got a sugar grandaddy. He's 97 but I'm getting $500 a week"
Guy: "Damn."

by MoneyMan5867 February 8, 2022

sugar gate

pussy, punani, kitty, vagina, whatever u wanna call it… coined by d baddest in lagoursssss naija !! d one, d only, BOBRISKYYYYYYYYY

You see dis my sugar gate, it is FLAT! -bobrisky

by americannburnaboy January 26, 2023

sugar douche

This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.

Sandy's sugar douche just had to close down his personal training business due to poor management.

by stephilovepapastephilovepapa April 21, 2018

Sugar daddy

A job no guy would miss, kind of like no guy would miss the girl that tried to turn him into one.

The guy thought he was supposed to be the girl's sugar daddy, he thought that as a male that was what he owed a female. Therefore, he put up with any shit she tried to give him. To her, any sign of kindness was weakness, but he ignored that to keep doing all this shit he really never had to do for the girl (without really having a good reason to keep doing shit for the girl). He also started to think anything she thought was hilarious became hilarious to him, since they were no longer different people, they were the same person. He thought that he also had to become unkind (or at least wear the facade of someone unkind), to be the same person as his wife.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

sugar ghost

Crusty, white vagina

YO, Joyce have a really bad sugar ghost

by DickCruncher2000 November 14, 2016

Sugar Bang

Verb, Slang

Feeding one's sexual partner(s) gummy bears or some other form of candy while you perform intercourse. It presents a challenge for the top and bottom.

"I sugar banged Tiffany last night with a bunch of sour heads so she'd pucker up before blowing me."
"Jim this is why you're a felon."

by mrmeme56 December 26, 2020