I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.
You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.
You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.
by homoguytom October 17, 2012
Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.
Person 1: Where's Carrie?
Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!
Person 2: I know, right?!
Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!
Person 2: I know, right?!
by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009
A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.
HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!
by ROACHES October 15, 2012
I was so drunk I almost got devoured by a vagina-saurus-rex. Thankfully, she was distracted by the guy twitching in the corner.
by DP Michigan October 20, 2010
I don't see what the big deal is with the tie breaker. We can just vote on it in the offseason. A lot of members of the "Endless Drama" and "South Jersey Fantasy Football League" need to clean the sand in your vagina
by HotNDangerous October 13, 2009
by M March 16, 2003
A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the fuck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.
Thomas used to have a pimped out character ingame before he got hit with Cyber Vagina Syndrome. Now he is a broke ass scrub and only teams with Victoria.
by blprog June 13, 2010