Dying duck act

When you are very ill, usually with a cold and are moping with said illness on the couch.
God, you really do a dying duck act when you get sick
by Ccp_bluesky August 11, 2018
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down duck link

n: trash, garbage, rubbish, only one distrted object to the blasphemy
A: i will do this
B: no, dont be a down duck link
by j4s0n_T0dd March 29, 2023
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Wanking like a duck

Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.
- Where's my cow? (in a redneck manner)
- Hey man, stop wanking like a duck!
by tbop January 10, 2011
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Jaidens Duck Day

The Day Jaidens Pet Duck Died To Him Kicking It
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tuck your duck

Watch your girl, put her under your wing, I’m gonna steal yo bitch
Hey buddy tuck your duck!
Guy: huh?
You: I’ma steal yo bitch if you don’t keep watching her
by Bocephus July 29, 2021
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argentine ruddy duck

A duck with a 9-17 inch (22cm to 43cm) explosive corkscrew penis with barbs on it.
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Rubber Duck

1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.
"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."
by ThatGuyWhoWroteSomething October 22, 2009
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