Post Nut Nap (PNN)

A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.

Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping
"Hey, you're late!"
"Sorry I had a Post Nut Nap (PNN)"
by Your nan and her cat April 28, 2022
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The process of ruminating on what one should have done or said in an interaction that just transpired or transpired earlier. During PIIR the individual typically undergoes feelings of self-abuse, anger, and/or embarrassment.
"Dude, I could have earned way more brownie points with Paige had I just tried to be more flirty. Now she probably thinks I'm a wank or thinks I’m not interested in her. Wait. Shit, SHIT! I gotta snap out of this PIIR."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."

or:

"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."
by Richard Flavor October 05, 2014
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two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.
"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"
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two legged post pounder

When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger
Last night i gave your wife the ol' two legged post pounder
by thatch city March 23, 2010
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Post-Prom Attraction (PPA)

The temporary false attraction/chemistry that occurs after a couple goes to prom. The couple usually starts dating or hanging out after the event, and the "relationship" becomes Facebook official in a matter of days.

The PPA-affected couple usually breaks up within a month or two.
John: Jane, you look BEAUTIFUL.

Jane: *blushes* Oh, thanks John.

*24 hours later*

John: Hey Jane, you wanna go out sometime? Like a date? *planning on getting action soon*

Jane: Sure! *daydreams future life together as a result of suffering from Post-Prom Attraction (PPA)*
by Joseph Fanke June 02, 2011
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Innovative and strategical methods that a male uses to discard his ejaculation after masturbating.
I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)
by Sandman110 February 05, 2012
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ex post fucto

the letter from dad was ex post fucto
by mrisalreadytaken August 19, 2009
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