A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.
Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping
Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping
by Your nan and her cat April 28, 2022
The process of ruminating on what one should have done or said in an interaction that just transpired or transpired earlier. During PIIR the individual typically undergoes feelings of self-abuse, anger, and/or embarrassment.
"Dude, I could have earned way more brownie points with Paige had I just tried to be more flirty. Now she probably thinks I'm a wank or thinks I’m not interested in her. Wait. Shit, SHIT! I gotta snap out of this PIIR."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."
or:
"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."
or:
"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."
by Richard Flavor October 05, 2014
A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.
by Picax8398 July 28, 2017
When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger
by thatch city March 23, 2010
The temporary false attraction/chemistry that occurs after a couple goes to prom. The couple usually starts dating or hanging out after the event, and the "relationship" becomes Facebook official in a matter of days.
The PPA-affected couple usually breaks up within a month or two.
The PPA-affected couple usually breaks up within a month or two.
John: Jane, you look BEAUTIFUL.
Jane: *blushes* Oh, thanks John.
*24 hours later*
John: Hey Jane, you wanna go out sometime? Like a date? *planning on getting action soon*
Jane: Sure! *daydreams future life together as a result of suffering from Post-Prom Attraction (PPA)*
Jane: *blushes* Oh, thanks John.
*24 hours later*
John: Hey Jane, you wanna go out sometime? Like a date? *planning on getting action soon*
Jane: Sure! *daydreams future life together as a result of suffering from Post-Prom Attraction (PPA)*
by Joseph Fanke June 02, 2011
I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)
by Sandman110 February 05, 2012
by mrisalreadytaken August 19, 2009