Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.

As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.

by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023

Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.

Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

by Foot fungus February 6, 2025

fishy biscuit

A word dumbass people use to make other dumbass people laugh.

Girl 1:fishy biscuit
Girl 2:*laughs*

by Sassyshelbss October 11, 2016

Biscuit

Opposite of a cunt teacher who likes sushi.

That biscuit slept with the whole team.

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019

Shower biscuit

When you flush the toilet and the tub gurgles.

I flushed the toiled at our air bnb and because of the septic issues we ended up with a foul odor and shower biscuits.

by Benni302 February 15, 2021

fruity biscuit

When you have no Tea or Coffee and you need to dunk shitty biscuits, you just dunk it in your juice.

Ah just a couple of fruity biscuits and a cigarette

by Namronnoiminum October 14, 2020

fisty biscuit

The act of shoving your hand up another's anus and tickling their insides while yelling "fisty biscuit!"

"Dude, my girlfriend wanted me to fist her last night, so I gave her a fisty biscuit!"

"I shoved my hand up this kid's asshole, then pulled it out and called it a fisty biscuit"

by John Hecklmeyer (Myth) November 27, 2013