Gritz Lady

A 40 something year old woman who ALWAYS has to tell people how it is and sometimes point out the obvious in what is wrong in a situation – no matter how big or small the issue at hand is. While some may view her as a chronic complainer or battleaxe, others may view her as giving constructive criticism to improve the situation.

While eating at a casino breakfast buffet, Gritz Lady sits down with her hot bowl of what was labeled as grits on the buffet table (she was skeptical as she ladled the porridge into her bowl to start with). Upon further examination and initial consumption of said “grits,” she loudly exclaims to her boyfriend, “These are NOT grits, this is Malt-O-Meal; I’m going to set someone straight on this.” Needless to say, the poor young man working hard to keep the buffet line wiped up spic and span got an ear full about the issue of the bait and switch regarding labeled hot grits when in reality they had filled the pot with Malt-O-Meal. (this is the very situation where the boyfriend coined the name; the stories and complaints go on and on and on...)

by Gritz Lady September 20, 2011

Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.

by DrSponge July 15, 2024

Life insurance lady

The lady who you can talk to. To protect your family. Meisha Martin, she’s available to travel all 50 states and virtual. [phone]

Call the life insurance lady , I cannot have you leaving out family with nothing.

by Your life insurance lady November 23, 2021

Lady D

code name of diarrhea

Today I had a meeting with Lady D, and I got dirty all the toilet

by Hephae August 3, 2017

figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016

the dirty lady

When a dude tucks his shit back while wearing his mom's cotillion gloves.

Dude! I just busted Vince as the dirty lady.

by Drexel December 9, 2007

Monster Lady Gay Gay

Term reclaimed by the LGBTQ+ community from the Westboro Baptist Church who created homophobic Lady Gaga parodies.

Now used as a term of endearment to refer to someone outrageously, fabulously gay.

Look at Craig strut in those 9 inch pleasers! He IS Monster Lady Gay Gay.

by JemimaJellybean March 21, 2025