Zoom Bag

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.

1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!

by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020

Bag Peel

The act of a naked man slowly getting up off his leather sofa and gently peeling his sweaty scrotum from the said sofa.

The wife n kids were away last nite so I spent all evening bag peeling... EPIC..!!!!

by The Burgo of Torquay July 31, 2012

smith bag

A person that is mad over nothing, or butt hurt, acting like a jark because your feelings got hurt.

somebody tells a joke about smith. smith gets mad, and pouts alot. this is called being a smith bag or smiffy.

by soul plane August 26, 2009

Drive-by bag

When a homie hand delivers a fresh bag to smoke.

I'm Gonna do a drive-by bag before work, With fresh bags in the trunk. We are so getting faded when I get there!

by Addyboi87 December 1, 2021

Bag of Weird

This industrial level horse tranquilliser is capable of sending send you do other dimensions.
"Ketamine" that will have you portal jumping around the area of operation.

"Beans has a Bag of Weird for the afters tonight!!"

by Your auld lady has worms May 14, 2023

Brown bag

A racist term for Mexicans workers in the construction field.

James : tell that brown bag to hurry the fuck up .

Those fucken brown bags are useless .

by fuckenturtle April 10, 2020

Bag of Oats

When a sexual partner faces you, wraps their legs around your head where the middle of their crotch meets, and they hang from you while you eat out their anus in a feedbag manner.

Tom: Hey dude you look tired
Hank: Yeah, Izzy let me use her as my Bag of Oats last night.

by guccibird October 6, 2018