the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from
geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State
by SWT Alumni '89 June 03, 2017
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Texas holdum

Performing an Indian burn on a mans nut sac
I just Gave his nuts the old Texas holdum
by Jizz Book March 07, 2019
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west texas special

When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.

The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.
by Huckleberry75025 March 16, 2018
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Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.
by Lothar January 14, 2018
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booker texas

Small ass hick town in the middle of bum fuck nowhere population about 800 no one knows for sure cause the census workers get scared off by the KKK members. Also the main reason for thete being no african americans in the population.
Did you know Booker Texas is only. A square mile at the most
by Millsmechanics December 25, 2016
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texas eiffel tower

Two guys spit roast someone and then a fourth person gets on the back of the person being spit roasted. They grab onto someones hair and swing their other hand in the air like a lasso.
Dude1: we should Texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!
by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024
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Texas eiffel tower

When 2 dudes spit roast someone and a third person rides the person being spit roasted like a cowboy. They hold the person's hair and swing their other arm like a lasso.
Dude1: let's texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!
by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024
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