Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast May 28, 2018

Texas Road Chili

To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.

Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!

by Creditreport.com June 5, 2018

Texas hotbox

When one person burps into another's asshole

"damn, after I gave her that Texas hotbox she gotta feel like a fucking propane tank!"

by daddy_succ June 8, 2018

texas chilibutt

when you eat a load of Tex Mex and 10 minutes later your rushing to the bathroom almost splashing the whole toilet bowl and oozing liquid out your ass uncontrollably!!

I ate Taco Bell and god damn the texas chilibutt was on! excuse the mess, please and thank you!!

by Mike McAndrews didly didly May 21, 2018

Texas Turtles

Another name for bed bugs.

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?

by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018

texas tahoe

A truck full of sluts wearing daisy duke shorts and wife betters. Out on the town looking to get laid after they've drank too much. They don't care what the guy's look like as long as he can bottom out.

follow that Texas tahoe. I'm gonna get laid

by Texmexi May 24, 2018