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miss black

Teacher who wears really tight pants in order to show off her ass to the students.
by Raul34 January 28, 2007
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Rebecca Black

the genius that taught us about the day after thursday and the day before saturday.
normal person: this song makes me want to kick babies and not live until friday just so i don't have to hear rebecca black's stupid ass song pop up in my head.

rebecca black: gotta grab my bowl, gotta eat cereal blahblah fun fun fun fun party its friday friday.
by random rapping black guy April 5, 2011
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Rebecca Black

Just another Youtube sensation: Rebecca Black can't sing (overabuse of auto-tune), looks retarded and is no lyrical genius at all, exactly what an internet sensation needs. She wakes up at 7 a.m., eats cereals and takes the car to school with her awesome 13-year-old friends. Famous for her lyrics which make just perfect sense:

"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards..."

Later in the video, she throws a complete drugs-free party, probably the most childish party ever seen since 'One Time' by Justin Bieber.

The video has already been picked up by some huge Youtube-channels, like Ray William Johnson (mentioned it on Facebook) and clevverTV.

Strange enough, the video was uploaded on februari 10th, which was a thursday.. Her video is produced by ArkMusicFactory, and has hit over 15 million views so far, the number keeps increasing very fast.
Dude 1: "Yo dude, it's friday! Let's get down, partyin' partyin'"

Dude 2: "Wait, is it friday already?? So that means that yesterday was thursday, thursday, tomorrow is saturday, and sunday comes afterwards right?"

Dude 1: ...

Rebecca Black.
by Brent Vk April 3, 2011
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Rebecca Black

Creator of one of the worst songs to come out since Justin Beiber's "Baby"
Is also the winner for the MOST DISLIKED video on youtube. beating Justin Biebers "baby"
Rebecca black friday:1,307,269 dislikes
Justin beiber baby:1,178,547 dislikes
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Black Phase

The phase in a white person’s life (usually around middle school) when he simply thinks that he is a black person, in which he’ll do everything a stereotypical black gangster would do including saying the n word, lying about doing drugs, and saying that he’s from the hood. Now it’s important to note that not every white person will go through this awkward stage of development so not every white person will understand
white person: I’m a real gangster in deze mafackin streetz. I blow 420 smoke errryday n*gga
friend: dude what the hell u can’t say the n word, you’re not black
white person: dafuq u talkin bout sayin I ain’t black, n*gga of course I’m black. Look at all deze hoes I have.
friend: bro, it doesn’t matter how many hoes u got you’ll never be black
white person: whateva u just jealous cuz u ain’t a real n*gga
friend: dude, u need to get out of this black phase you’re in it’s really starting to piss me off
white person: I’m not in a fucking phase I really am black
friend: Ok whatever u say.
by Dubiks April 11, 2019
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black hole

A black hole, according to the general theory of relativity, is a region of space from which nothing, including light, can escape. It is the result of the deformation of spacetime caused by a very compact mass. Around a black hole there is an undetectable surface which marks the point of no return, called an event horizon. It is called "black" because it absorbs all the light that hits it, reflecting nothing, just like a perfect black body in thermodynamics. Under the theory of quantum mechanics, black holes possess a temperature and emit Hawking radiation, but for black holes of stellar mass or larger this temperature is much lower than that of the cosmic background radiation.

Despite its invisible interior, a black hole can be observed through its interaction with other matter. A black hole can be inferred by tracking the movement of a group of stars that orbit a region in space. Alternatively, when gas falls into a stellar black hole from a companion star, the gas spirals inward, heating to very high temperatures and emitting large amounts of radiation that can be detected from earthbound and Earth-orbiting telescopes.
"Astronomers have identified numerous stellar black hole candidates, and have also found evidence of supermassive black holes at the center of galaxies. After observing the motion of nearby stars for 16 years, in 2008 astronomers found compelling evidence that a supermassive black hole of more than 4 million solar masses is located near the Sagittarius A* region in the center of the Milky Way galaxy."
-qoute from british astronomer
by SMEGHEAD61 June 23, 2010
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Rebecca Black

a complete retard that cant decide which seat to sit in, in her friends car as they drive in front of a green screen she also helps people to learn the days of the week she is also justin biebers twin brother and he is her twin sister
rebecca black says
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday

Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')

We-we-we so excited

We so excited

We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday

And Sunday comes after ... wards

I don't want this weekend to end
by nick the fluzer May 16, 2011
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