A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
Get the Monkey fucking a bowling ballmug. a person who hops around from friend to friend smoking bowl after bowl of everyone else's dope and at the end of the day still has the same amount of dope they started their day with. Similar to a dope whore only doesn't put out.
by MDubya35 March 17, 2020
Get the bowl hoppermug. Two fingers in Jameson and then in the vagina, thumb in baileys then anal. Jameson is the spike baileys for lube
by aeSteve August 1, 2020
Get the Irish Bowling Ballmug. she was calm, cool, collective, and moved at a normal pace. once she smoked a bowl she seem to have another personality completely oppiste from before which induced her bowl-polar disorder.
by Sexy Marie D June 18, 2011
Get the Bowl-polarmug. I cant its... Just i cant! Haha!
Ok, I saw Sasha Grey on a cooking show the other day and man, she can clean a salad bowl!
Ok, I saw Sasha Grey on a cooking show the other day and man, she can clean a salad bowl!
by Skunk69 September 26, 2019
Get the Salad bowlmug. to have a school run event ruined by a few faggots that decide to get totally wasted by bringing alcohol in water bottles.
those girls were carried out of the bathroom after bottle bowling, then the little idiots thought giving them a cheeseburger would solve all.
by iliketrainspurple May 14, 2012
Get the bottle bowlingmug. A variety of soul food in a aluminum pan such as cornbread, greens, chuck roast with carrots, sweet potatoes, and mac & cheese!
by Stephaniie W. December 10, 2023
Get the big back bowlmug.