Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase uttered by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 February 3, 2007

Sloppy Joe

When a guy or girl is taking a mean shit and getting their dick sucked a pussy licked.

Man, I ate a spicy taco last night and when I was taking a shit in the morning, my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe. #wifematerial

by servega June 9, 2018

sloppy selfie

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank

Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie

by LincolnMonkey June 8, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

When your partner takes an entire can of dip in their mouth, and proceeds to give a blowjob

I wasn't really into Ashley, then she gave me a Sloppy Dallas.

by Yeezius October 16, 2020

sloppy doris

When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman

"Gave my girl a sloppy Doris last night, it was so sloppy"

by DannyP12345 May 19, 2016

Sloppy Bun

When a man ejaculates between your butt cheeks and slaps them together like a wind up monkey playing the cymbals.

And she wouldn't let me cum inside her, so I flipped her over and gave her some sloppy buns.

by chayjay December 7, 2013

sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015