is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids

Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet

by ThankWrong April 16, 2019

cheese and sleep

Eating some dairy and going to bed

Sam, you should cheese and sleep. You'll rest better.

Lily is totally going to cheese and sleep when she gets home. She's trashed. I was really hoping we could Netflix and chill though!

by Cheeseandsleep June 30, 2022

Sleep-and-Stream

When you watch a movie/binge watch a show only to then fall asleep after and wake up, then repeat.

Person 1: I totally just binged watched this new show. Fell asleep after and then binged watched another show

Person 2: I'm gonna Sleep-and-Stream as well this weekend

by MonteCrisco May 22, 2022

sleep tax

A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.

You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?

by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021

put to sleep

A euphemism for being drugged.

I was put to sleep for surgery.

I was put to sleep, abducted, and held for ransom.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out

I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook

by Crazy_kubach July 22, 2016

Sleeping bag shuffle

A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.

Person 1: where can I get changed?

Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.

by Semicolon618 June 26, 2023