Fauci Sex

During the pandemic, before engaging in sexual activity with another person, extensively question your partner about her respiratory health, take her temperature, and then only engage in sexual positions that don't require face to face contact to avoid contamination via airborne transmission.

"Dude - you hooked up with a girl you met on Tinder when there is a spike in Covid cases?"

"No worries bro - we had Fauci sex. We didn't kiss, and only did 69 and doggystyle - nothing face to face. Dr. Fauci would approve. I'm golden."

by Emanuel Goldstein May 6, 2021

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Sex Nuzzle

When one nuzzles someone sexually

Also when two people cuddle after sex

John: Hey, baby
(sex nuzzles Mary)

Mary: Dude, don't sex nuzzle me; we're only friends and you're not that attractive

John: Thanks.

by MorningstarAdian May 27, 2012

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sex lol

It's where the funny pp goes in the confined human skin hole.

"I'm gonna have sex lol"

by Thecancermeme November 11, 2020

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Oogoo sex

When Emberlyyn asks you and Philip in a group convo *oogoo sex*

Dam there at the fuck pad

Yeah there having oogoo sex

by Kushmann January 17, 2015

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Boom Sex

When you meet someone of great importance and get a picture taken with them, which you can use to impress someone enough to have sex with you.

David got Boom Sex after getting a pic taken with George Bush.

by NextPrezzz October 16, 2015

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Unbrotected Sex

When a bro knows that a girl has a disease and doesn't run interference for another bro who is trying to get with her. This is usually done to spite another bro very few incidents of this are accidental.

Todd: Hey man don't you think we should warn Garret about her?
Mike: Nah, I think a little unbrotected sex is just perfect for him.

by Ultimapimp June 21, 2010

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