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One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.
2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".
by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025
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moist grapefruit road

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road
lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation
by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025
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The Road-kill Badger

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger
by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018
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Road Trigger

A person who uses their horn to bring attention to another driver that they are demonstrating unsafe maneuvers while operating their vehicle.
On the way to work I avoided an accident by performing road triggers to other drivers not paying attention.
by Funsizer July 21, 2024
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Road Shower

To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.
guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower
by expertoneverything September 11, 2010
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road rules

a)rules put in place to protect people who can't drive.
b) Rules put in place to annoy people who can drive
Damn that new 40km in streets road rule!
by Da Docta July 18, 2003
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Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.
1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018
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