real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

real ass rude

Extremely rude or impolite; rude can also be substituted for other adjectives

Scott didn't even say thank you for the drink I bought him, real ass rude.

by PeachesNorthwest May 17, 2016

real mates

Real mates don't let each other drink and drive.

Mate don't drive, you're too drunk!

Cheers man, We're real mates.

by Larc3ny May 18, 2016

real bang

A phrase used commonly from native Americans to describe something awesome or appealing to them

Holy hell she's real bang!

by Mr. Real Bang May 18, 2016

the real cheeze

A fucking good person who is really good at Fucking your girlfriend

The real Cheeze stole your lady

by BraesonK the cheeze October 5, 2016

screen real

Something that doesn't look like it would if it were real but rather the way it looks in the movies.

Wow, that lightsaber prop is 100% screen real!

by vulkman83 September 20, 2016

real nigga salute

When you are showing love to real niggas in the hood, or even at your local grocery store. At times, it is usually from one "real nigga" to another "real nigga." For example, Turk will show love to street niggas that are relatable by age, hustle, type of hustle or product, but not limited to lavish lifestyle, jewelry, cars, hoes, and clothes. Also, "fake niggas" can potentially utilize this term as a form of cover for their fakekunerry (a word for fakeness, used by Talib Kweli).

OG Zuboomafoo: Ayyo, wuss really good my nigga. That Jesus Piece is juss icy as fuck my nigga, real talk!
Me: Respect for the love my G! Real nigga salute!

by shattaz905 January 23, 2018