Girl1: How'd things go last night? Did you get laid?
Girl2: Did I? He ran a Toy Train on me. I got run over!
Girl2: Did I? He ran a Toy Train on me. I got run over!
by Kid Dynomite February 1, 2023
Get the Toy Trainmug. Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
Get the empty-boxcars train of assurersmug. 
A classic "train" with zero entry requirements and very easy to qualify, but conducted at a risky location where getting caught will be very costly.
"It wasn't just a train bro it was a Hall Train!" To which a common reply might be: " oh snap! Did you get caught?"
by HTM99 January 20, 2023
Get the Hall Trainmug. When you're on a streak picking up girls and charizarding them, when suddenly she doesn't obey and yeets on you.
Person 1: Damn, i just got on the Tilt Train yesterday.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I was on a roll pussy licking, then I suddenly got yeeted on and she ruined my streak.
Person 2: So like you were non stop on a streak like a train and you got derailed? Damn that sucks.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I was on a roll pussy licking, then I suddenly got yeeted on and she ruined my streak.
Person 2: So like you were non stop on a streak like a train and you got derailed? Damn that sucks.
by ShurikenSwallower666 October 21, 2018
Get the tilt trainmug. The arc in demon slayer which they absolutely dog shits on a demon that has taken the form of a train with the help of baby Rengoku who is absolutely shat on by Big Busty Boi Akaza by a punch through the chest a punch through the damn chest that's not winning that's called being Dogwater.
by fingerlikinbooty March 17, 2023
Get the mugen train arcmug. by Mitzonu September 29, 2020
Get the Train wreckmug.