Dick Googler

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.

"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."

by HottieNanako May 10, 2010

Slug Dick

When a mans penis looks like a slimey slug because his dick is limp, short, smelly and wet looking due to being unwashed for a week.

Slug dick can also be defined as an unerect penis that resembles a curved fat slug.

Oh my goodness Becky, he pulled his pants down to reveal his disgusting slug dick!!!

by w a b b i † Willburkey October 27, 2013

Hitler Dick

An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.

Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"

by Analkin May 25, 2022

comer dick

A Dick that hasn't been seen in years due to a overwhelming GUT!

Hey Look at Sean, He's got Comer Dick!

by Big Dog Drake October 30, 2017

Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

Dude I did a dick split yesterday

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

Gateway Dick

That one dick that if you messed with would lead down the slippery slope to more dicks.

"Dude, I would totally such my own dick if I could. I mean it's not gay if it's your own dick."

"No way man! I'm afraid my own dick would be the gateway dick."

by BCHam September 9, 2016

Minion dick

A tiny ass dick. About 1-2 inches long hard

His dick was so small, girl he had minion dick

by Apple monkey October 7, 2015