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real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
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real.

his (steve lacy) face and the music. perfection exists.
by kudekeem March 27, 2024
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Real

Real is a caring, calm, and loving man. He is faithful to his girlfriend or wife and always thinks about her Everytime of the day. He never gets tired of his girl. He is a fast-learner and could understand one's situation easily. Real is a wonderful man, a good sibling and son.
"I don't want you as my boyfriend, you're not Real. "
by aurelia. oncipen May 16, 2022
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Real

Realness refers to a person's authenticity and genuineness, where they stay true to themselves and express their true emotions and beliefs without pretense. It involves being honest, sincere, and embracing one's unique qualities just like Juugee.
Real doesn't define Juugee, Juugee defines real. No cap.
"Juugee stands as the unshakable embodiment of realness on the earth."
"Even reality falls weak in front of Juugee."
"Reality waits for no man. Unless that man is Juugee."
"Juu's jokes are so real that reality is a joke to him."
"Өдөр шөнө ээлжлэн, өнөөдөр маргааш болж хувирахад, "Жүү" л өөрчлөгддөггүй. Энэ үнэн."
by uyanjin October 24, 2023
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The Real Hater

Everybody knows who you are. A stereotype generator and a human being labeler. A freekin' cancer factory.
MLK on the Tv: "...judged by the content of our character"
Jay-Z on a Cd: "actions, well, yall already know the actions."
Dare Drug Free: "The Real Hater."
by StillGodTime September 11, 2010
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a real one

yaboifran2 on tik tok
yo yaboifran2 is a real one
by littlebeany June 18, 2021
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real lesbian

A female that has only had sexual encounters or intercourse with females. A female that has not had penal penetration.
My roommate is a lesbian, but she’s a real lesbian. She’s never had sex with guy with a penis.
by Fourshow January 14, 2021
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