A Real Dumb bitch

A bitch who don’t know what the fuck the FBI is or thinks you can bleach your hair black

Alyssa be a real dumb bitch

by Hahbitchigotchu October 3, 2018

Real.

A way to express yourself in a very simple way. It can mean that you relate to such or it can also be a cry for help.

"I always think about suicide."

"Real."

by N031 March 21, 2023

Real-lizm

When someone doesn't take any sh*t from anyone and doesn't back down, especially against a bigger or seemingly stronger opponent.

The bodybuilder kept picking on the little girl until the little girl handed the bodybuilder a dose of Real-lizm, now the bodybuilder doesn't have any teeth.

by Jules Bourglay September 15, 2020

The real basher masher

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.

"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"

by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022

Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017

Real Shake Chilly

Used to describe a bold, funny person with an incredible personality. Usually with the real slim shady playing in the background.

Dude have u met the real shake chilly?

by sneaky_pig41 June 2, 2023

Real Gent

A term used by female sex workers on websites like tinder to identify a male who is willing to pay to interact with them, usually through web cam or vip fan websites. Can be synonymous with Simp

"I'm looking for a Real Gent to talk to. Check out my (insert media type here) username: XxFindingDaddyxX

by Fall4Wisdom May 6, 2020