Metal

Music made by constipated goats

I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Metal Detector

It defines detecting or seaching a metal such as gold, iron,etc.,. metal detector tips

We use Metal detector.

by Elarob123 June 6, 2018

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

That's not metal

A uncategorized metal sub genre of cool sounding weird shit that is definitely not metal

That's not metal dude but way cool anyway

by Zombiesafterme June 11, 2018

Heavy Metal

The best damn thing you’ll ever hear

You know you are listening to heavy metal when it’s got a 3 minute intro then lyrics about death or war or it’s just so distorted you can’t hear the lyrics I recommend if you plan to get into metal you should start with less heavy bands like cannibal corpse or sodom if you can’t listen to a cannibal corpse song all the way through you are a pussy

by Scuba Shlog April 23, 2021

Metal Mike

An urban legend who can shift through realities with a snap of his fingers. He is both alive and a ghost so nobody notices him and he is an arsonist. If you see him hide your kids and your wife.

Joseph: Hey look out i think i saw metal mike, GET INSIDE NOW!!!

by Xasisiotis November 23, 2021

Gateway Metal

Much like gateway drugs, it’s the softer entry level metal you listen to before getting into harder, heavier metal. -Steven Jessup

Linkin Park was my Gateway Metal band before I started listening to Slipknot.

by JekkylJack June 7, 2025