March 8th

International womens day
The day women are equal to men

Dude: Hey bro did you hear what tomorrow is?
Bro: Is it your birthday

Dude: Nah bro its international womens day
Bro: Is that the day where women can beat us and we can't do anything about it?
Dude: No bro that's may 26 international womens day is March 8th

by TheGrogan November 8, 2022

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.

I grew my hair out for March 22.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

March 5th

March 5th is National Twink Day

anyone born on march 5th is automatically a twink *or* a femboy!

"oh he was born on march 5th , that must mean there a femboy"

by Ezyw_2 April 20, 2025

March 23rd

National beat a woman up day, the only time of the year where you can really let loose on that woman who's been driving you crazy, or just for fun.

Boy #1: Hey it's March 23rd, national beat a woman up day, let's go beat the f*** out of your manager for snitching on us last tuesday to the cops

Boy #2: Yeah alright

by Verbat1m March 23, 2025

march 19th

national make out with your bf/gf day
on this day see how long you and your significant other can go for

-hey babe its march 19th, let see how long we can go

by brrrr hehe May 15, 2024

Marching band

A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.

1. A large group of people that are all family.

2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!

3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.

4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.

5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen

6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.

7. This one time, at band camp....

8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.

9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.

10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!

11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.

12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!

Find dot 55 of the contest show

Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight

Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous

We have trumpets out to lunch

Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!

BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!

by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019