The Mexican omelet

It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....

I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet

by King steel December 28, 2019

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mexican freckle

A dingleberry on a spic’s ass.

Juan Rodriguez tried jumping Trump’s wall and snagged his Mexican Freckle.

by DiCK SLasHer October 1, 2019

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After hitting a marijuana related item, before exhaling, allow a friend to push on your chest with your back flat against the wall. Hold your breath while they are applying pressure, then once you need to breath signal them to let off. Once you exhale, the oxygen traooed in your lungs will race to your brain cause a system overload kinda. In other words super high super fast. Warning - you could possibly black out, have someone their to catch you.

Dude, I gave someone their first Mexican shotgun and they were slumped!

by Kwmsjrownf September 17, 2017

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mexican portrait

When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style anal and his dick is covered in shit when he pulls out, he then slops his shit covered dick all over her back drawing whatever comes to mind.

I was fucking this one girl last night in the ass after having ate at taco bell and when I pulled out my dick was covered in shit, so I painted her a Mexican portrait.

by DementedBenny March 20, 2017

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