kyle newman

A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.

Kyle newman is gay

by 02nig May 19, 2018

Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

Kyle

Someone who thinks they’re better than everyone and everything. Is a smart ass. Most likely going into the military and can’t commit to any relationship where there’s distance.

Why are they being such a Kyle?

by Mft2002 June 7, 2020

Kyle Spurgin

When someone gets into a van and cant get out.

Damn the kids got into the van and got kyle spurgin'd

by Shitpipeee May 20, 2020

Kyle

Nobody cares stop making theese dumb definitions of random even fake people

I love not retarded people like kyle

by Rapist86 November 25, 2020

Kyled

to invent a wildly inaccurate number so as to make a partisan point.

Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.

He Kyled Alicia when he told her that 78 percent of serious crimes are committed by paroled felons. She totally believed his lie.

by ecurgus May 2, 2011

Kyle

A young Karen. Young white male entitlement/audacity.

Oh look, another Kyle.

by anonymous September 14, 2020