A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.
by Paypayufo December 4, 2020
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Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
by Umpa lumpa December 6, 2020
Get the Jacob mug.Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
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“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
by Definitelynotanna December 8, 2020
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by fuckwad420,69ing twitles December 13, 2020
Get the JACOB Chanukah mug.Jacob is extremely charming to anyone who’s meeting him for the first time. A Jacob is a great person to joke around with and knows how to make you feel special. His true intentions are always good but he may appear somewhat cocky at times. He’s inwardly caring and he loves his mom. He is very athletic and attractive. He has a tendency to push real things away but you’ll stay up late thinking about him anyways. Don’t mess with him or his girl or you’ll regret it. He’s so smart but doesn’t want people to know. His smile makes your heart melt and all the girls want him. He wants to come off as cool, and he is. He’s actually really romantic and caring, even if he doesn’t want to admit it. He’s really good at giving cute nicknames too. He’s pretty irresistible and although he has his rough patches, you won’t regret being close to him; even if your not with him forever.
Me: Hey, your hair looks good today.
Jacob: Thanks. You don’t look too bad yourself *winks and smiles*
Jacob: Thanks. You don’t look too bad yourself *winks and smiles*
by dear_sally December 16, 2020
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob is extremely charming to anyone who’s meeting him for the first time. A Jacob is a great person to joke around with and knows how to make you feel special. His true intentions are always good but he may appear somewhat cocky at times. He’s inwardly caring and he loves his mom. He is very athletic and attractive. He has a tendency to push real things away but you’ll stay up late thinking about him anyways. Don’t mess with him or his girl or you’ll regret it. He’s so smart but doesn’t want people to know. His smile makes your heart melt and all the girls want him. He wants to come off as cool, and he is. He can put up a wall when he starts to feel something because he’s scared. If he lets you in, don’t take him for granted. He’s actually really caring, even if he doesn’t want to admit it. He’s really good at giving cute nicknames too. He’s pretty irresistible and although he has his rough patches, you won’t regret being close to him; even if your not with him forever.
Me: Hey, your hair looks good today.
Jacob: Thanks. You don’t look too bad yourself *winks and smiles*
Jacob: Thanks. You don’t look too bad yourself *winks and smiles*
by dear_sally December 17, 2020
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